Thursday, November 18, 2004

Voodoo in Canada

Nobody wants to talk about it, of course, but we all know it's been going on up there for years. And now they're doing it on television.

Toronto MP Carolyn Parrish (a prime example of the Great Northern Loon) attempted to neutralize our magnificently controversial President by stomping on a Bush doll with her dainty little foot, on the CBC television show "This Hour". Contrary to the confident expectations of Wiccans and magic crystal worshippers, the actual Bush was undamaged.

Obviously this kind of thing just doesn't work. It doesn't even work on Canadians, as I can attest from having spent many hours beating an improvised effigy of Peter Jennings with an axe handle.