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IN THIS ISSUE: Dr. Makow’s Burkha Fetish!

Did you ever play Scruples: The Game of Moral Dilemmas?

I did, some years ago, with a great friend and teacher of mine. We were unimpressed by the game’s attempt to present us with moral conundrums, and we thought that our ethical learning disability was due to the pitcher of martinis that we drank while trying to walk the straight and narrow. Little did we know that the game’s inventor, Dr. Henry Makow, was a bulgey-eyed leaf-nosed Moonbat (chiroptera lunae). We might as well have been taking moral instruction from Larry Flynt.

Having gotten quite rich from selling seven million copies of his warped ethos worldwide, Dr. Makow now gives away stupid ideas for free at www.savethemales.ca, otherwise known as the Canadian Wimmin-Haters Club.

Guess what his favorite religion is?

He explains, in The Debauchery of American Womanhood: Bikini Vs. Burka. (Warning: This article contains debauchery, bikinis, and Americans.)

The Muslim woman's focus is her home, the "nest" where her children are born and reared. She is the "home" maker, the taproot that sustains the spiritual life of the family, nurturing and training her children, providing refuge and support to her husband.

In contrast, the bikinied American beauty queen struts practically naked in front of millions on TV. A feminist, she belongs to herself. In practice, paradoxically, she is public property. She belongs to no one and everyone. She shops her body to the highest bidder. She is auctioning herself all of the time.

I've never heard of a feminist flesh auction. Neither have any of the boys down at the Sale Barn. I assume this is something they only have in Canada.

In America, the cultural measure of a woman's value is her sex appeal ... As an adolescent, her role model is Britney Spears, a singer whose act approximates a strip tease. From Britney, she learns that she will be loved only if she gives sex. Thus, she learns to "hook up" rather than to demand patient courtship and true love. As a result, dozens of males know her before her husband does. She loses her innocence, which is a part of her charm. She becomes hardened and calculating. Unable to love, she is unfit to receive her husband's seed.

This explains the question in Scruples which goes, "You've discovered that your wife is unfit to receive your seed. What do you do with it?"

At his press conference on Sunday, Donald Rumsfeld said that Iranian women and youth were restive under the rule of the Mullahs. He implied that the US would soon liberate them. To Britney Spears? To low-rise "see-my-thong" pants? To the mutual masturbation that passes for sexuality in America? ...

Feminism is another cruel New World Order hoax that has debauched American women and despoiled Western civilization. It has ruined millions of lives and represents a lethal threat to Islam.

These thong-clad Canadian feminists are apparently unstoppable, so it looks like Islam is doomed to suffer lethal masturbation.