Eight things every Obama supporter should believe ...
- His kids went to school with Zbigniew Brzezinski.
- With God’s help, Obama learned how to sleep in church with his eyes open.
- When Obama says “Hope”, you’re supposed to say “How high?”
- Every time Obama says “Change”, Arkansas and Kentucky change places.
- Iran doesn’t really have a president, but Canada does.
- “Preconditions” are those stripy pants that diplomats wear.
- Obama’s grandmother burned down the Reichstag. It was totally not cool.
- Ambition is Poverty. And he should know.